Where's Waldo?

Gone

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Spider-man

When you have 30 minutes of free-time, what do you do?

Sleep

Year you first used the internet?

2002


Bio

On December 5th, 1995, Nelson Scott was accidentally created by a team of NASA scientists tasked with designing a pen that could be used in space. Upon his creation, Nelson not only created this pen, but hand delivered it to the astronauts on the ISS by jumping through space. Nelson spent most of his early life serving as a local crime fighter with his hands tied behind his back because using his fists would have been considered unfair. When he wasn't fighting crime, Nelson gave back to the community. He did this by inventing jazz music, unorphaning orphans, teaching fish to walk on land, teaching the blind to fly airplanes, fighting the ghost of Johnny Appleseed, pitching in for the international teeball league,  teaching submarines to swim, helping old ladies backflip in the streets, and destroying the iceberg that sunk the titanic. He truly is a national treasure.


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